Who said soccer is for sissies?

Okay, soccer players aren't known for their MMA skills (save for Saipan's Jason Tarkong), but I think that some of Saipan's scrappers would do a bit better in a tussle than these wussy boy Europeans.

What the heck are these guys looking at? Probably at the JumboTron to see if their hair still has the bounce that was advertised on their shampoo bottle.

And is the guy in the middle doing the Thriller dance?